Sunday, December 25, 2005


The Hanukkah Song
By Adam Sandler

Put on your yalmulka here comes hanukkah
It's so much funakkah to celebrate hanukkah

Hanukah is the festival of lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

when you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree
here is a list of people who are jewish, just like you and me.

David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do james Cann, Kirk douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah

Guess whoe eats together at the karnickey deli
Bowser from sha na na and aurthur fonzerelli.

Paul Newmans half jewish: goldie Hawns half to,
Put them together-- what a fine looking jew

You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
cause you can spin the dreidl with captain Kirk and Mr. Spock-- both Jewish

Put on your yalmulka, It's time for hanukkah
the owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah

O J Simpson---- not a jew!
But guess who is... Hall of famer Rod Carew(he converted)

We got ann landers and her sister dear abby
Harrison ford is a quarter jewish not to shabby!

Some people think that Eboneezer scrooge is.
well hes not, but guess who is: all three stooges

So many jews are in the show biz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I herd his agent is

Tell your freind Veronica, it's time to celebrate hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely lovely hanukkah

So drink your gin a tonic-ah, and smoke your marajuanic-ah [editors note: Walla Walla Barer does not advocate the use of marajuanicah during hanukkah or any other time of the year]
If you really really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy hanukkah.


Mike Barer said...

Howard Shultz of Super Sonica, celebrates Chanuka

Mike Barer said...

I think Chanuka has become increasingly cool.

Mike Barer said...

Holy cow, I did not realize Super Sonics was already in the song!

Mike Barer said...

When it comes to actors, Sean Penn is a great one, Marlon Brandon isn't Jewish, but it sure looks like he ate one!