The Hanukkah Song
By Adam Sandler
Put on your yalmulka here comes hanukkah
It's so much funakkah to celebrate hanukkah
Hanukah is the festival of lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights
when you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree
here is a list of people who are jewish, just like you and me.
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do james Cann, Kirk douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess whoe eats together at the karnickey deli
Bowser from sha na na and aurthur fonzerelli.
Paul Newmans half jewish: goldie Hawns half to,
Put them together-- what a fine looking jew
You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
cause you can spin the dreidl with captain Kirk and Mr. Spock-- both Jewish
Put on your yalmulka, It's time for hanukkah
the owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah
O J Simpson---- not a jew!
But guess who is... Hall of famer Rod Carew(he converted)
We got ann landers and her sister dear abby
Harrison ford is a quarter jewish not to shabby!
Some people think that Eboneezer scrooge is.
well hes not, but guess who is: all three stooges
So many jews are in the show biz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I herd his agent is
Tell your freind Veronica, it's time to celebrate hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely lovely hanukkah
So drink your gin a tonic-ah, and smoke your marajuanic-ah [editors note: Walla Walla Barer does not advocate the use of marajuanicah during hanukkah or any other time of the year]
If you really really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy hanukkah.